Archive for 2005

That’s Kind of Im­plied for Guys

Girl #1: …so we are at this au­di­tion and they ask us to step out and say what we like to do in our spare time. So this guy steps out and says “dis­cussing phi­los­o­phy”. I mean, how pre­ten­tious can you get?
Girl #2: Well, what did you ex­pect him to say? “Get­ting my dick sucked by to­tal strangers”?

–68th & Am­s­ter­dam

Over­heard by: Bet­ty Noir