Archive for 2005

She Did­n’t Im­ple­ment Her Plan Very Well

Hip­ster girl: I want him to think I’m clever, not some des­per­ate a‑hole.
Hip­ster guy: Good luck!

–Cen­tral Park

Guy: Is that your boyfriend? I saw you guys mak­ing out at the bar.
Drunk girl: He’s just a friend. He’s what­ev­er. I’ll prob­a­bly be mak­ing out with you to­mor­row.
Guy: That’s great.

–Williams­burg

Over­heard by: Spoon­er

Then Who’s Go­ing to Make the Bag?

Sun-bathing girl #1: Uh oh, they’re bring­ing a dog in­to a No Dogs Al­lowed park.
Sun-bathing girl #2: I don’t un­der­stand that rule. I think it should be no kids or dogs al­lowed.
Sun-bathing girl #3: Yeah, I hate kids.
Sun-bathing girl #2: I’d kill a ba­by for a Birkin bag.

–Cen­tral Park

Over­heard by: JB