Archive for 2005

Fine with the Pu­trid Cylin­dri­cal Breasts, Huh?

Guy #1: I’m not wor­ried about hav­ing chil­dren. If I’m 50 and I don’t have kids, I will still be hap­py.
Guy #2: At 50 you could still have kids. You’d just have to knock up a younger woman.
Guy #1: I could­n’t han­dle be­ing with a women 20 years younger than me. Too much dif­fer­ent slang to deal with.
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Yeah, that’s the biggest rea­son I don’t sleep with 70 year olds.

–A train