Archive for 2005

Put Some Pants on That Bird, Quick

Queer #1: Oh, no, no, I don’t like that one, find a Puer­to Ri­can one!
Queer #2: I think this is go­ing to be my wall­pa­per.
Bar­tender guy: Are you guys down­load­ing porn?
Queer #2: Oh my god, a new Cuck­oo for Co­coa Cocks just came out!

–Red, Ful­ton Street