Archive for 2005

That Must Have Been Some Or­gy at the UN

Girl: God there are so many Chi­nos here. I hate Chi­nese peo­ple.
Guy: You’re so dis…What do they call it? Racist! That’s not a very good at­tribute to have, Christi­na.
Girl: The on­ly peo­ple I like are Span­ish peo­ple and white peo­ple.
Guy: I hope one day some­one who’s black and Chi­nese and…80 oth­er races all mixed to­geth­er bitch­slaps you in the face!

–Canal & Lafayette

Over­heard by: nad­ja spiegel­man

Where Are They Now? (A NYC Short Sto­ry)

Woman: What ever hap­pened to Ce­ci?
Man: Ce­ci?
Woman: Yeah, Ce­ci. That lit­tle girl that got her fin­gers cut off. The pret­ty lit­tle crack­head with the beau­ti­ful soul.

–116th & Fred­er­ick Dou­glass

Over­heard by: Melis­sa Berry

Junkie la­dy: Wow, that thing is nice, what year is it?
Yup­pie guy: ’06, I just got it.
Junkie la­dy: ’06? That shit ain’t even here yet. You bet­ter put that in a garage, nig­ga!
Yup­pie guy: I don’t have mon­ey for that or for you.

–Bed-Stuy

Over­heard by: Art Van­de­lay