Archive for May, 2006

Wednesday One-liners, Baby Chic

Casting person: Ok, here’s the problem, they don’t wan’t a baby with a huge head compared to his chest, nor do they want to see gross veins all over its chest. They want the fucking Gerber baby, ok?

–38th between 7th & 8th

Friend to new mother with infant: All babies look great in black. Did you know that?

–Madison & 91st

Overheard by: Kelly Smith

Woman: Actually, now that they’ve started talking, the twins are much less creepy.

–Central Park

Lion Alert Level: Yellow

Little girl, loudly: ROAR!
Little girl’s dad: Leslie, stop it, you’re scaring the people.
Little girl, quietly: Roar…
Little girl’s dad: Very nice Les, scare them subtly.

–Payless, 225th & Broadway

Overheard by: NARS