Guy: I don’t think people are ready to do the Charleston, yet. Because it’s so spiritual, you know?
–Grand & Mulberry
Overheard by: Trey Givens
Guy with fliers: Ladies, come on in and meet your future husbands. They’ll be the ones dancing on the poles.
Overheard by: Too young to marry strippers
Guy: What? Bar None? Bar None is just a whorehouse with a dance floor.
–12th and 3rd Ave
Black dude: Damn, girl, you so fine you’d make an African in a canoe with a spear wanna jump up and dance!
–2nd Ave & 11th
Overheard by: gneumatic
Poorly-dancing Asian guy: I feel really Latino when I’m dancing to Spanish music.
–Gonzalez y Gonzalez, Broadway
Overheard by: javster
Dorky college freshman: Dude, I totally blacked-out last night… Last thing I remember I was dancing with her mom.
–1 train, Times Square station
Overheard by: Gnomar the gnome