Archive for 2006

I Won­der If Suit Needs a Hag

Girl #1: So yeah, it was re­al­ly cold out there, and he had to keep
build­ing fires cause they had no heat.
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Yeah, and al­so they had to keep this tea ket­tle on top of the
fire­place so it would­n’t get dry.
Girl #2: What? Who lives like that?
Girl #1: What? They live in the coun­try.
Girl #2: Yeah, but they had to like, chop wood. Who lives like that? I have heat.
Girl #1: Yeah, that’s ’cause you live on the Up­per East Side.

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

Dime­bag, Hand­bag

Queer #1: I don’t think I’m as self-de­struc­tive as every­body ac­tu­al­ly thinks I am.
Queer #2: Per­pet­u­al­ly re­ly­ing on sub­stances tells me you can’t han­dle things on your own.
Queer #1: I would­n’t say I re­ly on them. They’re more like an ac­ces­so­ry, like a hand­bag or a purse.

–82nd & 2nd

Over­heard by: Mc­Car­ton Ack­er­man

They Call That Rice

Guy #1: I had sushi last week.
Guy #2: Is­n’t that like raw fish?
Guy #1: Man, it’s so good you don’t even taste the raw fish.
Guy #2: Then you should just take the raw fish out.

–Hunter Col­lege East-West bridge