Archive for 2006

He’s Chan­nel­ing the Pres­i­dent

Crazy guy: Yeah, I don’t have to re­mem­ber. I know. What are you look­ing at? I’m gonna kill you, you keep it up, I’m gonna kill you. I don’t need to be no CIA, FBI, Spe­cial Agent Man, what­ev­er the fuck you got. I bat­tle evil! I’m gonna kill you.
Man from win­dow: Shut up!
Crazy guy: Fuck you. I bat­tle evil! I bat­tle evil every day. You’re a cow­ard. I’m gonna blow up that build­ing. I don’t like evil. I’m a peace­ful man and I bat­tle evil.
Man from win­dow: Go away then.
Crazy guy: I bat­tle evil!

–10th St be­tween 1st & A

Over­heard by: A guy try­ing to be in­vis­i­ble while stand­ing right next to the crazy guy

The Blind Man Was a Bluff

JAP #1: So then he like…stuck his stick up her hoo-ha!
JAP #2: Like in her area? You mean he went for the cash and prizes?
JAP #1: Yeah! So he like… hit her there with his stick, and she spun around and was like, “What the fuck?”, but then was like, “Oh, you’re blind.” But I don’t care. It’s fucked up.

–Uni­ver­si­ty & Wa­ver­ly

Over­heard by: tj