Archive for 2006

The Sphinx’ Oth­er Rid­dle

Ghet­to guy #1: You got a Ha­sidic for a boss? Ha, ha, ha.
Ghet­to guy #2: Yeah, that guy is cheap.
Ghet­to guy #1: Yo. They got all the dough. All the dough…Dude wear the same clothes every day!
Ghet­to guy #2: Ha, ha, ha. Yo, that moth­er­fuck­er is cheap.
Ghet­to guy #1: Same clothes, man. You got the lit­tle boy shit, the teenag­er shit, then the man shit. Three sets of clothes for the en­tire life. They got all the dough.

–Verb, Williams­burg

Over­heard by: Jar­rah TG

Howie Man­del in 5 Years

Girl #1: I don’t un­der­stand why he’s so pop­u­lar.
Girl #2: It’s ob­vi­ous­ly be­cause he’s a drug deal­er.

–Broad­way be­tween Grand & Howard

Deal­er guy: Hey man, buy some weed?
Yup­pie guy: Sure. And while I’m at it, why don’t I just not send my
kids to school, get them ad­dict­ed to hero­in, and leave them on the
street to die?
Deal­er guy: You sure you don’t want some weed?

–Wash­ing­ton Square Park