Philosophy professor: So you can see how the The Lord of the Rings did have some truths in it. Now, what was the ring called again, didn’t it have a name or something? What was that?
Student, seriously: The precious.
–Fordham Lincoln Center
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· “Filthy Stupid Studentses!!!” — Parker
· “I Just Gollum Like I See ’em.” — sp
· “No, I Meant Its Elven Name” — MLL
· “The Professors Like Them Raw and Wriggling Here” — Alex
· “The Rest Of the Class Just Had to Learn to Tolerate the Smell Of Dead Fish and Dirty Loincloth” — James
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