Archive for 2006

Even the Fans In­ject

Dad: Ok, ok, it’s two outs, we’ll go af­ter this bat­ter.
Boy: Dad, I want wa­ter!
Dad: You know what I see? An im­pa­tient lit­tle boy who can’t wait five min­utes.
Boy: You know what I see? Some­one who’s gonna have their face bro­ken be­cause they did­n’t have any wa­ter!

–Yan­kee Sta­di­um

Over­heard by: Bec­ka Dash