Archive for 2006

An­oth­er Teen Emer­gency. Call the Am­biva­lence.

Girl: I was like, “High school is over. I can’t wait to get away from every­one!” And then, thanks to you, I ac­tu­al­ly re­al­ized that I might miss some peo­ple. You, James*, Gabrielle*, Dave V.*, Karen G.*!
Guy: But all of us ex­cept James are go­ing to St. John’s, and he’s com­ing here to Queens.
Girl: But Gabrielle is go­ing to Jer­sey! Every­one knows that once you go to Jer­sey, your soul dies.

–Queens Col­lege cam­pus

Over­heard by: Pe­ter G.