Archive for 2006

Do You Ever Want to See Your Fam­i­ly Again?

High school girl: Um, ex­cuse me, Frenchie? Can I get a pic­ture with you?
Frenchie Davis: I’m sor­ry, I sim­ply don’t have time for this tonight. [Starts to walk away]High school girl: Please? It’s my birth­day.
Frenchie, over her shoul­der: Sweet­heart, it’s al­ways some­one’s birth­day. You are go­ing to have to do bet­ter than that.

–Out­side the Ned­er­lan­der The­atre, W 41st St

Over­heard by: AJ

If All Goes Well, You

Trans­par­ent guy: That’s why gay guys are the best.
The straight man: How so?
Trans­par­ent guy: Gay guys are just bags of hor­mones. If they want sex, they just ask for it. Girls are like, “Let’s all play coy and in­no­cent!“
The straight man: I nev­er thought of it like that.
Trans­par­ent guy: Gay guys are like, “Put your balls in­to my butt” kin­da thing.
The straight man, laugh­ing: Yeah, if I was gay I’d prob­a­bly have sex all the time.
Trans­par­ent guy: Me too…Like just go out…find some gay dude… and touch his balls.
The straight man: Dude, what are you on?

–Tribeca

Over­heard by: No­zo­mi

What’s a Nice Place Like This Do­ing in a Girl Like You?

Slut­ty girl: My high school his­to­ry teacher ate my pussy. Then the sci­ence teacher. He ate my pussy. Then in col­lege my fresh­man phi­los­o­phy pro­fes­sor and my ju­nior year eco­nom­ics pro­fes­sor, they ate my pussy.
Prac­ti­cal girl: You need to put out a Za­gat guide to your twat.

–Prince & Broad­way

Over­heard by: PDJ