Archive for 2006

My Flight to Siberia Leaves in an Hour

Op­ti­mist queer: You should be hap­py. Not all the peo­ple in the world are out to get you. Why not just be nice?
Pes­simist queer: When­ev­er I’m nice to peo­ple, they spit in my eye, fuck me up my ass, and kick it all the way to Siberia.
Op­ti­mist queer: So when was the last time some­one fucked you up your ass?
Pes­simist queer: An hour ago.

–Sut­phin & Hill­side, Ja­maica

Over­heard by: ting