Archive for 2006

My Flight to Siberia Leaves in an Hour

Optimist queer: You should be happy. Not all the people in the world are out to get you. Why not just be nice?
Pessimist queer: Whenever I’m nice to people, they spit in my eye, fuck me up my ass, and kick it all the way to Siberia.
Optimist queer: So when was the last time someone fucked you up your ass?
Pessimist queer: An hour ago.

–Sutphin & Hillside, Jamaica

Overheard by: ting