Archive for 2006

She Thinks All the Jews Come from France

Tourist girl #1: You did­n’t want to go to the Star, the Times Square or the Roxy… so what are we sup­posed to eat for lunch?
Tourist girl #2: Well, I don’t care, but none of these French food places.
Tourist girl #1: French food?
Tourist girl #2: Yeah, all these places are del­i­catessens… That’s French food!
Tourist girl #1: No, it’s like sand­wich­es and stuff!
Tourist girl#2: Then why don’t they just call it a deli?

–Out­side the Roxy Deli, Times Square

Over­heard by: Lau­ra