Archive for 2006

I’ll Never Figure This Sudoku Out

Teen boy #1: Don’t worry, I’ve been taking the 7 train since I was 5.
Teen boy #2: How old are you now?
Teen boy #1: 17.
Teen boy #2: So you’ve been taking the 7 train from…8 years ago?
Teen boy #1: Naw, man. 8 yrs ago I was 10.

–7 train

Overheard by: Jenn Hue 

No Steps, Either

Guy: Hey, have you ever been to Alcoholics Anonymous?
Girl: No, I’ve never been to a triple‑A meeting.
Guy: No dumbass, it’s AA for Alcoholics Anonymous.
Girl: Oh, yeah? Well what does AAA stand for?
Guy: Association…of…American…no, wait…Automobiles? Fuck, I don’t know. It’s for cars, stupid.

–E train

Overheard by: Dan & John 

A guy walking down the steps slips but manages to catch himself. 

Guy #2: Nice recovery.
Guy #1: Easier than rehab!

–22nd & 9th

Overheard by: Ari Fleischer 

There’s an SAT Question Here Somewhere

Dude: Wait, who’s Pete?
Chick: Pete’s the guy who’s sleeping with John’s girlfriend.
Dude: Oh, right.

–Office, 48th & 6th

Overheard by: this guy 

Guy #1: You mean the roommate who sleeps naked on the top bunk?
Guy #2: No, that’s Bobby. I’m talking about Steve. He’s the one who farts all the time.
Guy #1: My bad. 

–81st & Broadway

Overheard by: Dr. X