Archive for 2006

Still Not Ready to Make a Com­mit­ment

Girl: Why don’t you just make a list of things I need to change about my­self so I can be more like you?
Guy: Okay, let’s start with your tooth brush­ing. How about rins­ing off the tooth­brush be­fore you put it back in­to the cab­i­net so there is not old tooth­paste and spit drip­ping off of it? And how about rins­ing af­ter you brush?
Girl: Any­thing else?
Guy: No, I think that’s the on­ly thing you need to change about your­self.

–88th & Am­s­ter­dam

Over­heard by: Bill

The Mona Lisa Just Burst Out Laugh­ing

Guy: Hey, you seen that movie Griz­zly Man yet?
Girl: No, but I re­al­ly re­al­ly want to.
Guy: Yeah, it’s so good. Hey, you know they’re mak­ing a movie about the bear guy? Al­ready! And guess who’s star­ring in it!
Girl: I dun­no…
Guy: Leonar­do da Vin­ci!
Girl: Who?
Guy: You know! Leonar­do da Vin­ci! Leonar­do da Vin­ci!

–New School el­e­va­tor, 13th & 5th

Over­heard by: Hal­li Civelek