Guy on cell: Hell yeah, I’ll go rape Eminem!
–33rd St, Astoria
Overheard by: Christine
Drunk girl: If you rape me with that stuffed animal again, I’m gonna hurt you!
NYU Student: It is hard to rape a tree.
Hobo: You cannot rape women! It is illegal!
–12th St & 4th Ave
Overheard by: sober eavesdropper
Woman: Why do you always have to start with gang rape?
–82nd St & West End
Overheard by: Mosteen.
Girl: Did you read the New York Times? The elephants are, like, raping the rhinoceros!
–Silver Center, NYU
Overheard by: Genevieve