Flustered waiter: What was I doing? What was I doing?! Oh, that’s right — crying about how my life turned out.
Mets fan: Yeah, man, my family is really competitive when it comes to sports, so last weekend we all went skiing. At the end of the day, it’s really a family bonding experience, so it’s good if we laugh at each other. If we make each other cry, that’s even better!
Drug dealer to crying girl: Don’t cry. Buy some weed.
–Christopher St, between Bleecker & Hudson
Chubby girl, excitedly: Exactly two months ago at this time, I was crying in a bathroom!
–L platform, Lorimer.
Overheard by: einladle
Stoner: If by crying you mean ‘ice cream and ecstasy,’ then yeah.
–9th & 3rd
Overheard by: Ryan H