Archive for 2007

And, Like, What Kind of School Involves Factory Labor?

Latina #1 pushing stroller: Mira! Today was the first day of David’s school!
Latina #2: Damn! It start so quickly already?
Latina #1: Yeah, I went to drop David and met with the principal. He seemed a bit shady.
Latina #2: Shady? Like how?
Latina #1: I dunno. He was going on about how he treat everybody in school like his own children. I was like, ‘Hold up! What family has so many kids, anyway?’

–9th & 4th

I Love Dick, I Just Wish I Liked Yours

Boyfriend: I love Barnes and Noble.
Girlfriend: Yeah, I love books.
Boyfriend: Me, too. I just wish I liked reading.

–Barnes & Noble, Union Square

Headline by: Tosser

Runners-Up:

· “As long as it gets the poo off my ass, I’m happy” — Jim C.

· “But I have a nice set of Hemingway coasters.” — Sarah K

· “But get enough of them together, you have one hell of a fort.” — DJR

· “I just like to judge them by their covers” — Peter

· “It’s goal number 2, right after learnig to color inside the lines” — kristen


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