Archive for 2007

That’s Okay — She Did­n’t Mean It

Girl: I’m so glad you’re mov­ing in with us.
Queer: Me, too. I was talk­ing to my room­mate the oth­er day — the one I hate — and she was like, ‘I feel like once you move out I’ll nev­er see you and we won’t hang out any­more.’ And I was just think­ing, ‘Bitch, when I move out, you’re com­ing off my My­Space! You was just a pity add!’

–Cen­tral Park

No! Wait, Now I Have to Start Over.

Ram­bling six-year-old: … And when she came home, there was a body, and blood was every­where ’cause he did­n’t clean up af­ter he mur­dered some­one, and that’s when she re­al­ized–
Bored mom play­ing with cell: –That her hus­band was a slob?

–2 train

Over­heard by: Good thing I’m neat