Archive for 2007

Some Things You Just Should­n’t Joke About

Hip­ster chick: Hey, what do you do when Pikachu won’t get on a bus?
Thug: I dun­no.
Hip­ster chick: You poke him on! Get it? Like Poke­mon?
Thug: No, then he would thun­der­strike you.
Hip­ster chick: [Silence.]Thug: He’s an elec­tric type, you know?

–M14D bus, 1st Ave

Over­heard by: melanie

Damn, Just “Dan­isha”

Teen tourist #1: Let’s go in this sou­venir store — I want a name key chain.
Teen tourist #2: Da­nee­sha, they don’t have your ghet­to-ass name on a key chain!

–33rd & 5th

Over­heard by: Ja­nee Howard

Fi­deli­ty’s a Sur­vival Strat­e­gy

Asian guy: Al­so, Fred­die Mer­cury did­n’t de­serve to die.
Black guy: I’m okay with him dead. He was gay, he fucked around, he had AIDS — he de­served to die.
Asian guy: So, you are say­ing that peo­ple who sleep around too much de­serve to die? I sleep around. Do I de­serve to die?
Black guy: … Yes.

–E train

Over­heard by: Ting