Archive for 2007

He’ll Be Back

NYU girl #1 with a low-cut shirt: Oh my god, why is it so hot out­side? My boobs are burn­ing!
Hot NYU guy: Hey, Cindy*!
NYU girl #1: Oh, hey Sam*!
NYU girl #2, af­ter guy pass­es by: He to­tal­ly heard you say your boobs were burn­ing.
NYU girl #1, em­bar­rassed: I know.

–Wash­ing­ton Square South

Over­heard by: might wan­na get that checked out

What Are They Talk­ing About? Dis­cuss.

Male stu­dent: Hey, do you want to watch Harold and Maude lat­er?
Fe­male stu­dent #1: Is that the one–? Nev­er mind.
Male stu­dent: Wait, what were you go­ing to say?
Fe­male stu­dent #1: Is that the one with the hip­pos?
Male stu­dent: What are you talk­ing about?
Fe­male stu­dent #1: One wore a suit jack­et, and the oth­er wore a lit­tle dress…
Male stu­dent, lat­er: Wan­na see Harold and Maude lat­er?
Fe­male stu­dent #2: Is that the one with the hip­pos? Did one of them have a hat?

–Pratt In­sti­tute

Over­heard by: Olivia