Archive for 2007

They’re Like Garbagemen

Black girl: So, she told me that she was into pussy and asked if I was, and I’m like, ‘Ew, hell no!’ That’s just gross. I don’t want to look at that. Vaginas are just nasty. Don’t want to put my mouth on that shit.
Friend: Why not? Guys do all the time.
Black girl: Whatever — that’s their job. Haha, it’s what they get.

–A train

Have They Tried Denying Him Four Times?

Woman #1: The kids I babysit are… I wanna say ‘satanic.‘
Woman #2: Wow.
Woman #1: I know it sounds strong, but every time I’m over there they’re like, ‘Let’s think of different ways to kill Jesus.’

–Fordham University

Overheard by: Charlie