Archive for 2007

Who’s De­ter­mined Nev­er to Go Back to Jail

Do­na­tion guy: You love an­i­mals, don’t you? [Shoves binder in wom­an’s face.]Tough guy, to girl­friend: I’ll knock him out if he comes at me like that.
Do­na­tion guy: You love an­i­mals, don’t you? [Shoves binder in tough guy’s face.]Tough guy: No, thank you, sir.
Girl­friend: You did­n’t knock him out.
Tough guy: Yeah, I’m a pussy.

–14th & 5th, Park Slope

Over­heard by: I Would Have Punched Him