Archive for 2007

No, Ask for More! It’s Free Range!

Enor­mous black woman clutch­ing fran­tic fer­al cat: Who’ll gimme a dol­lar fo’ this kit­ten? I know one of ya’lls got a dol­lar fo’ this kit­ten. You?! You?!
Con­fused passer­by: Did­n’t you get that from the va­cant lot be­hind you?
Enor­mous black woman clutch­ing fran­tic fer­al cat: Shut up, fool! Okay… Fit­ty cent, then!

–West 153rd St

Over­heard by: goofopet