Archive for 2007

And, If You Do, Play Dead

Young girl: Are you okay? Are you okay?
Younger girl: [Nods.]Young girl: Do you wan­na have fun? Do you wan­na have fun?
Younger girl: Yeah.
Young girl: I have a hint for you: don’t fall down.

–Cen­tral Park

Over­heard by: Lau­ren Wurf

At the Very Least, We Can Play Beer Pong on It

15-year-old kid at stoop sale: Yo, I should to­tal­ly buy this.
Friend #1: It’s a door. What are you go­ing to do with a door?
15-year-old kid: Yeah, but it’s on­ly 20 dol­lars.
Friend #2: You should def­i­nite­ly buy it.

–Car­roll St, be­tween 6th & 7th Ave, Park Slope

Over­heard by: mervis

Noth­ing Like Faint Praise from the Un­wor­thy

Out­go­ing misog­y­nist: See, my friend gives you a nine, but that’s be­cause he loves Puer­to Ri­can women. I give you a sev­en-and-a-half. [La­dy nods with­out look­ing up from her mag­a­zine.] So, what do you think?
Head-in-hands misog­y­nist: I think you just em­bar­rassed me.
Out­go­ing misog­y­nist: I think you over­shot with that nine, that’s what I think.

–4 train

Over­heard by: Alex