Archive for 2007

Can’t She Just Ob­ses­sive­ly View My Face­book Pro­file Like a Nor­mal Ex?

Guy #1: Man, I don’t know what to do! I can’t get rid of my crazy ex! We’ve been bro­ken up for al­most a year now and I told her, ‘I don’t want to see you or speak to you any more,’ and she said, ‘I’m go­ing to make your life mis­er­able.’ Then she had the au­dac­i­ty to send my cur­rent girl­friend a mes­sage on Face­book say­ing, ‘We need to talk’ and asked my cur­rent girl­friend to call her. Then, a few weeks lat­er, she shows up at my of­fice. And just this week she send me a text say­ing, ‘I know we’re not speak­ing, but do you want to come out to din­ner with me and meet my mom?’ What do I do?!
Guy #2: Oh my god, re­strain­ing or­der?!
Guy #1: And the sad part is that she has a dat­ing col­umn!
Guy #2: You mean she is giv­ing oth­er peo­ple dat­ing ad­vice?
Guy #1: Yup.

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