Archive for 2007

Life’s Always Interfering with My Drug Habits

Girl #1: I think I have to stop eating cheese.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: I get this really awful nasal drip and it makes me cough so bad that sometimes I even throw up!
Girl #2: That happens because of cheese?
Girl #1: Well, I think it’s also because of drinking and smoking… But I can figure out other ways to eat, but I don’t know how else to get fucked up!

–Stir Cafe

Overheard by: Tom Banjo

Oh, Oh — Stand Back!

Young woman: I drink a tea for that.
Middle-aged yenta: Does it make you poop? I should drink some of that.
Young woman: You couldn’t handle it.
Middle-aged yenta: Is it that bad?
Young woman: No, you just don’t know when to expect it. It could come at any time.

–86th & Lex

Overheard by: Heather