Archive for 2007

Hard­ly Counts

20-some­thing guy: I’ve nev­er been to a pro­fes­sion­al sport­ing event.
Girl: Re­al­ly?
20-some­thing guy: Well, ex­cept for the Ori­oles…

–Fred­dy’s Bar, Dean & 6th

What with the Blood on Them

Chick #1: What right did he have to touch me?!
Chick #2: None! Fuck­ing per­vert.
Chick #1: I don’t un­der­stand… Was the ‘Fuck off’ sign on my fore­head not enough for him? … God, is there a bath­room around here? I re­al­ly need to wash my hands now.

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Amused