Archive for 2007

Just When You Were Start­ing to Hate the MTA…

For­eign tourist: Do you know if this train goes to Madi­son Square Gar­den?
MTA work­er: Madi­son Square Gar­den? Whaaat? No… Madi­son Square Gar­den is in New York City. You’re in the wrong city, guys. [For­eign tourists look at each oth­er, pan­ick­ing.] Must have tak­en the wrong train get­tin’ here, huh?
For­eign tourists hes­i­tate, then run to catch up to MTA work­er: How do we get back to New York?!

–White­hall sta­tion

Over­heard by: dan.j.w.

Dare We Ask about the “New Anal”?

Girl wield­ing pen: Some­times I want to write on your face.
Guy: That’s okay. Some­times I want to cum on your face.
Girl: Yeah, I know you do. I saw your porn col­lec­tion.
Guy: So sue me. But look, I’m not talk­ing about cov­er­ing your face in jizz. Just a lit­tle on the side.
Girl: A lit­tle on the side?
Guy: Like on your cheek or the cor­ner of your mouth.
Girl: I don’t think so.
Guy: You should. It’s on­ly po­lite. Es­pe­cial­ly if you like me. It’s like the new swal­low­ing.

–Fish Bar, East Vil­lage

Over­heard by: John-John