Archive for 2007

It’s Al­so Great for Bondage, in a Pinch

Girl #1, about raf­fia rib­bon: But the oth­er place is like a dol­lar for three yards, so even if I don’t want a hun­dred yards, I’d prob­a­bly buy ten of those, so it would be ten dol­lars plus ship­ping, mean­ing I’d spend about the same but on­ly have thir­ty yards in­stead of a hun­dred. So even though I don’t need that many yards, I’d rather buy the hun­dred-yard spool just be­cause it’s so much bet­ter a deal. But who needs a hun­dred yards of raf­fia rib­bon?!
Girl #2: Is there any­thing else you can do with it?
Ran­dom guy: There’s so much you can do with raf­fia rib­bon! You can wrap presents, do scrap­book­ing…! There are a mil­lion things!

–Canal & Hud­son

What You Nev­er Knew about Lau­ra Bush

Girl #1: Yeah, it went al­right. Ex­cept at one point I had this mi­nor hal­lu­cino­genic flash­back, and I just start­ed star­ing at the floor while she was talk­ing to me.
Girl #2: Ha­ha. That’s awk­ward.
Girl #1: Yeah… So, ba­si­cal­ly, it’s re­al­ly easy to get a job at a li­brary.

–New School