Archive for 2007

And the Nightmare

Turkish man: Miss, you are so lovely. Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Uh, sure.
Turkish man: You are so beautiful, I would suck on your father’s dick just to taste where you came from.
Girl: Uh… Thanks for the drink [leaves].

–Crash Mansion, 199 Bowery

Overheard by: The Riddler