Archive for 2007

Too Late!

Teen boyfriend: I’ve been watch­ing you.
Teen girl­friend: Um­mm…
Teen boyfriend: No, no, don’t wor­ry — not in, like, the creepy ‘I’ve been watch­ing you’-way.

–Cen­tral Park

Yet None Who’ll Sell Me Ri­tal­in.

Drunk black Brit mu­si­cian: What the fuck? This is crazy! I can’t be­lieve I ran in­to you. Man­hat­tan is fuckin’ huge!
Girl: Yes…
Drunk black Brit mu­si­cian: This city has what, thou­sands of peo­ple? There must be thou­sands, yeah… Maybe even mil­lions — it’s al­most like Lon­don… See my gui­tar case? I don’t have a gui­tar. The case has a ham in it. Mil­lions of fuck­ing peo­ple!

–Port Au­thor­i­ty

Over­heard by: Carmel

Eti­quette: A NYC Short Sto­ry

Mid-20s guy: He was like, ‘The mar­ket’s been up and down,’ so I was like, ‘Yeah, I’ve been up and down on your mom.‘
Mid-20s girl: Oh, that’s re­al classy of you.
Mid-20s guy: What? You call peo­ple ‘fag­gots’ all the time!
Mid-20s girl: Yeah, but I don’t call their moms fag­gots!

–Q train

Over­heard by: KingM and ALP