Archive for 2007

I Put That Pe­nis Down Hours Ago, Grasshop­per. Why Are You Still Hold­ing It?

Trendy col­lege guy, about girl #1: We had re­al­ly good sex last night.
Girl #2: That’s nice. Did you have re­al­ly good sex this morn­ing, too?
Girl #1: No way — his apart­ment was way too hot.
Girl #2: You could’ve did it in the show­er…
Girl #1: Oh, yeah, we did­n’t think of that… Oh, well, I’m over it.

–47th & 9th

Over­heard by: Jan­ice