Girl yelling to friend across street: Hey, guess what? I smelled it! I smelled it from here!
Blonde on cell: So, I just took my hair down, and all I smelled was Dove and crack.
Overheard by: spanky
Man to no one: It smells like my ex-wife in here!
Hootchie on cell: No joke — it smelled ripe down there. I be all, ‘Jimmy… D‑A-M‑N! I’m too busy gagging from the smell to gag on your bits.’
Girl crying on cell to boyfriend: How could you fuck her?! Her pussy stinks!
Overheard by: SplendidConfusion
Thug on cell: Yo, I’m sure she smells better now, bro!
–Harlem Meer, Central Park
Overheard by: mj