Archive for May, 2008

Yet I’m Odd­ly Hun­gry

Woman in el­e­va­tor: So then he just bit off the ham­ster’s head.
Man in el­e­va­tor: That’s gross.
Woman in el­e­va­tor: I’m telling you. That’s what hap­pens when you don’t feed ba­bies. They just bite off ham­sters’ heads and eat them. It’s dis­gust­ing.
Man just en­ter­ing el­e­va­tor: This is so dis­turb­ing.

–El­e­va­tor, Rip­ley-Ggri­er Stu­dios

Over­heard by: a poor vic­tim of this con­ver­sa­tion

Would Al­so Help Solve the Prob­lem of What to Put in My Video-Will

Old man: By this time of day, my left buttcheek al­ways starts hurt­ing! Not the right one, just the left one. In the morn­ing I feel fine, but by the af­ter­noon… It hurts!
Old la­dy: I don’t know what to tell you, Earl. Maybe you need to shake it more.

–Bay Ter­race

Over­heard by: Sov