Girl on cell (reading US Weekly): Hey, Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee were photographed together! That means there’s still hope for me and that guy from the tattoo shop!
–Brookyln Diner, Times Square
Latina: What’s with grandma keeping gettin’ tattoos that show?
–Uptown 1 Train
Overheard by: Justin Case de Foodisbad
Chick to another: The only thing he better get tattooed on his butt is my name!
Overheard by: Angela
Guy to girlfriend: Does that guy over there have a picture of Kim Jong II tattooed on his shoulder? (pause) Or is that his kid? (pause) Cause that’s fucked up!
Overheard by: Not sure myself…
Girl: So I hooked up with this guy who had a prison tattoo of an eagle ripping up the communist manifesto. I was like: “God bless America,” y’know?
Overheard by: amen