Archive for October, 2008

Then We’ll Dip Into the Sacrificial Wine and Have a Good Laugh

Woman #1: She keeps acting all funny now, and I’m up to the point where I’ll have to beat her ass.
Woman #2: You crazy.
Woman #1: I’m beating her ass right in church, you watch me!
Woman #2 (laughing): You crazy!
Woman #1: I’ll say “Lord, forgive me,” before I beat her ass down right in front of the altar!

–PATH Train

Overheard by: Manhattman

M’am, That’s Kind of Why He’s in This Line-up in the First Place

Girl #1: What do you think?
Girl #2: Oh! He’s kind of cute…except he looks kind of like a serial killer.

–Le Royale, West Village

Overheard by: Pierre Pierre

Headline by: Elise

· “Bloodstains Will Do That” — benji
· “Exactly What the Dexter Ads Were Aiming For” — Peter
· “Gossip Between Jurors at the Ted Bundy Trial” — ted bundy
· “OMG! If He Asks Me Out, I’ll Just Die!” — juls
· “The Hockey Mask Is a Nice Touch, Though.” — Sandy Paws
· “To Be Fair, She Said That About Almost Every Guy Tammy Set Her Up With Who Happened to Have a Swatstika Tattoo on His Forehead” — Rebecca Loeser
· “What With the Clown Make-up and All” — BabakganoosH
· “Why Girls Like Cats” — lucyconnuk
· “You Know, Kind Of a Lady Killer Type, Ya Know?” — c

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