Archive for November, 2008

Plus I Ate a Latke Once.

Do­mini­can #1: But I’m a Jew, man!
Do­mini­can #2: You’re a Jew?
Do­mini­can #1: Shit yeah.
Do­mini­can #2: Man, I did­n’t know there was any Jew­ish Do­mini­cans.
Do­mini­can #1: Not that kind of Jew. You ever met a Do­mini­can Jew? Do­mini­cans aren’t Jews! I just feel Jew­ish, man. My whole life I’ve been feel­in’ Jew­ish like that. You know, like if there’s a pen­ny on the street I pick it up!

–168th St Sub­way

That Was the Night I Be­came a Man

Guy #1: Get­ting old is not cool, man. I walked in on my mom in the show­er once, it was gross…her boobs go down to her fuck­ing knees.
Guy #2: No, they don’t.
Guy #1: Yeah, what the fuck do you know?
(pause)
Guy #2: So, re­mem­ber that par­ty where she got drunk and smoked that salvia?

–14th St