Archive for 2008

We’ll Help

Girl #1: Yeah, she said, ‘I won’t settle for anything less than a Range Rover with Connecticut license plates.‘
Girl #2: Oh my god, that is so amazing! I have to put that on my ‘Favorite quotes’ section in Facebook.

–Starbucks, 14th & 6th

Situational Ethics

Hobo #1, searching garbage: You know, money is definitely overrated.
Hobo #2: Yeah, that’s true. I mean, it’s something, but it’s not everything. I mean, who needs that shit anyway?
Hobo #1: True. [20 minutes later] Hey, can you spare some change?

–115th & Broadway