Archive for 2008

Next You’ll Tell Them How I Lost My Anal V‑Card to a Picket Fence

Girl: So I was in Sweden, right, and we were riding these bikes and I sorta fell off the seat onto the bar underneath it and when I went to the bathroom there was blood in my panties and it really hurt.
Asian chick (yelling): Ohmigod, you totally lost your virginity to a bike.
Girl: Great, now the whole train knows.

–4 Train

Still, I’ve Never Seen a Straight Guy Hold Chopsticks With His Legs

Girl #1, checking out a dude in a restaurant: He’s super hot, but I think he’s gay.
Girl #2: Oh yeah, totally, look at the way he crosses his legs. And he’s using chopsticks.
Girl #1: It’s an Asian restaurant.

–Union Square

Overheard by: littleD