Archive for 2008

Can I at Least Give You My Penis?

Hobo to smoking girl: Hey, can I give you a cigarette?
Girl: Um…that’s okay. Got one.
Hobo: Oh! Well, can I get one?
Girl: It’s my last one.
Hobo: Can I share it with you?
Girl: You know what…here, you can have it.
Hobo: Can I give you some spare change?
(girl walks away)

–6th St & Ave A

Overheard by: Michele

And You Should Be Grateful

Chick: You know, I call you and call you and you never answer. It’s really annoying!
Dude: Well, I’m going to bed.
Chick: You’re married?!
Dude: I told you that when I met you! I’m separated.
Chick: Where does your wife live?
Dude: We live together.
Chick: What? You’re separated, but you live together?
Dude: Uh, yeah.
Chick: Does your wife know you’re separated?
Dude: Yeah.
Chick: You told her you’re separated? Or it’s just understood?
Dude: Listen. At the end of the day, I’m kind of a dick.
Chick: At the end of the day, you think with your dick.
Dude: True.

–N Train