Archive for 2008

Thwarted by Pants Again

Girl #1: I’m so glad I can say I saw Lea Michele’s boob now.
Girl #2: I just wanted to see that guy’s dick though. It was so close…

–Eugene O’Neil Theater

Headline by: ToddS

· “…I Could Taste It” — Ian
· “And All He Needs Is Another $10,000 to Finish the Operation” — davey j
· “And Then I Dropped the Magnifying Glass” — Fred
· “Close Encounters Of the Third Eye” — Erin
· “If His Pants Were Any Tighter, I Could Have Told You the Name Of His Rabbi.” — Fia

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Wednesday Pun-Liners

Global teacher, about review packet: You must look at my package in order to see what’s there!

–History Class, Bronx HS of Science

Overheard by: Lillian

Woman in business suit on cell: Yeah, work is crazy right now because I have a big release coming out next week. (pauses) That’s what he said.

–26th & Park

Overheard by: absnola

Lady in the audience: Which one is Patti LuPone?

–St. James Theater

Dorky older guy to female bank teller (smiling): I’ve got a really big deposit for you.
(teller looks down and starts laughing)

–Chase Bank, 24th & 7th

Overheard by: Joe

Timid Asian deli boy to deli owner: Excuse me, I don’t know how to do number two.

–Deli, Union Square

Black waiter to Asian female customer: Enjoy your black balls.

–Ninja, Hudson St