Archive for 2008

Come On – We New Yorkers Have Rules

Crazy 20-something woman, screaming into cell: But where have you been? (sobs) I’ve been waiting for you. Where are you? (screaming louder) It’s been hours, where are you? Where are you? How could you do this to me? Where are you?
(everyone on sidewalk turns around as she passes)
Man: It is way too early for that.
Woman: Yeah, that’s the kind of call you make at 3 am, when you’re drunk.

–Taxi Line, Penn Station

Overheard by: Nancy

Duck I’d Like To Fry?

Hot gay ginger: Ooh! Look at how yummy these grapes look!
Cute half-Asian: Not as yummy as that dilf outside…

–Dean & Deluca

Overheard by: reid r.

Headline by: Myrtle Willoughby

Runners-Up:
· “And So Grape Nuts Were Born” — DRS
· “How to Toss a Half-Asian Salad” — [email protected]
· “It’s Official: Gay Men Are the New Teenage Girls.” — Steve
· “Some People Just Prefer Bananas” — Hot gay ginger
· “That’s Why They Call It the Fruit Section.” — Jesse

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That’s One Word for It

9th grade girl #1: Yo, this shit is mad boring. This school’s a damn waste of ma time. Plus, it’s grimy and nasty, all the girls have that thing that begins with a “c,” what’s it called?
9th grade girl #2: Cooties?
9th grade girl #1: Nah.
9th grade girl #2: Chlamydia?
9th grade girl #1: Yeah, that’s it! That shit is annoying.

–M86 Bus