Archive for 2008

Did the Boy Over­sleep, Too?

Big black guy: I thought she was goin’ to get an abor­tion?
Tiny Ri­can girl: Yeah, but she over­slept and missed her ap­point­ment.
Big black guy: How do you miss an abor­tion ap­point­ment?!
Tiny Ri­can girl: Well she’s on­ly sev­en­teen, she’s not re­al­ly re­spon­si­ble yet.
Big black guy, yelling: Well then maybe she should­n’t have been think­ing about sex yet! For Christ’s sake she missed her abor­tion ap­point­ment! What a whore!

–H&M, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: SaraSil

Al­so, Stop Call­ing Your­self ‘Some 14 Year-Old’

Teen girl: So I found a pic­ture of him on face­book, half-naked, be­ing strad­dled by some four­teen-year-old with a bot­tle of Jack Daniels in her hand. I swear, my broth­er has all of my pre­coc­i­ty, but none of my charm.
Old­er guy: Oh yeah, and none of your hu­mil­i­ty ei­ther.

–96th & Am­s­ter­dam

Over­heard by: kids these days…

And I’m Like, You Just Hap­pened to Have a Video Cam­era?

Teenage girl: My mom is al­ways walkin’ in on me hav­ing sex. I’m all like, mom what the fuck, I’m all hav­ing sex. Get the fuck out.
Teenage boy: Oh daaamn, I hate that. I al­ways turn the mu­sic up re­al loud so my mom can’t hear me fuck. I fucked my girl to that Akon song. I was in her so deep and that shit was just pumpin’!
Girl: Ohh daaamn.
Boy: You need to tell your mom to get all out yo shit.
Girl: Yeah, she’s al­ways walkin’ in right in the mid­dle and I’m all like, mom get out. Then she tells me she did­n’t know, and I’m like, mom I don’t got to tell you every time I’m hav­ing sex.

–Tar­get, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Nate