Archive for 2008

And Take Off Those Pleather Jack­ets –You’re Em­barass­ing Me

Lit­tle girl: Dad­dy, what’s that build­ing?
Har­ried dad: The Gold­man-Sachs build­ing, I think, in Jer­sey City.
Lit­tle boy: What town is that on top of the hill?
Har­ried dad: Union city.
Lit­tle girl: What are they build­ing there?
Har­ried dad: Con­dos. Je­sus, will you two turn around? I did­n’t pay $45 for you to look at New Jer­sey.

–NY Wa­ter­way Fer­ry

Over­heard by: Atlantic13

You Know Those Girls Who Just Make Shit Up About Peo­ple?

Young girl play­ing with blocks at a doc­tor’s wait­ing room: And my teacher is mad gay. Mad gay.
Moth­er: Why do you say that?
Young girl: He just is. And like, what­ev­er. I don’t care about gay peo­ple, but like I don’t want a gay teacher. And what’s even worse: He’s a vir­gin.
Moth­er: Lot’s of peo­ple are vir­gins, sweet­ie.
Young girl: What­ev­er, that’s just pa­thet­ic.

–Coney Is­land Ave, Brook­lyn