Archive for 2008

He Said It with an Omi­nous Voice and a Mr. Burns Fin­ger-Touch

El­der­ly woman on stretch­er: Is the am­bu­lance heat­ed?
Han­dle­bar-mus­tached am­bu­lance dri­ver: Yes.
El­der­ly woman on stretch­er: I’m gonna freeze to death.
Han­dle­bar-mus­tached am­bu­lance dri­ver (smil­ing, ten­der­ly): No, you’re gonna sweat to death.

–63rd b/w Park & Lex­ing­ton

Over­heard by: Paul Tabach­neck

Then She Barks at Me and Pees on the Card­board

Very drunk, seem­ing­ly home­less man with cane (to en­tire car): Mer­ry Christ­mas, hap­py Han­nukah, every­one!
(every­one in car stares)
Drunk man: I’m not home­less, I’m just very drunk. I got a woman at home who ain’t got no job and I keep telling her, bitch, get out­ta my house and get a job!

–6 Train

Over­heard by: Melis­sa Sills