Archive for 2008

Ex­cept Bon Jovi Fans and the En­tire Pleather In­dus­try

Dad: Why don’t you take some pic­tures of all the build­ings?
Lit­tle boy with cam­era: I al­ready took pic­tures of those build­ings. (aims cam­era to­wards New Jer­sey) I’ll take pic­tures of this spot now!
Mom (dis­gust­ed­ly): No hon­ey, that’s New Jer­sey. No­body cares about New Jer­sey.

–Stat­en Is­land Fer­ry

Over­heard by: I care about jer­sey

Like That It’s Pos­si­ble to Get Thin by Eat­ing Choco­late?

Guy giv­ing out Kel­log­g’s Spe­cial K choco­late bars: Free ce­re­al bars! Free ce­re­al bars!
Hobo (to Kel­log­g’s guy): Hey, why is­n’t any­one giv­ing me any mon­ey? They all be pay­ing at­ten­tion to you!
Kel­log­g’s guy: Be­cause I’m giv­ing out free can­dy. You’re giv­ing out lies.

–Out­side Penn Sta­tion